Beauty Lessons From Clueless

Where could you get your life, hair, and beauty advice all wrapped up in one? Me, well I turn to Beverly’s Hill’s most superficial high school. Cher Horowitz is my Kanye. Cher taught me everything my genetic siblings could not be bothered with, and I turned out ok? Didn’t I? Clueless if the most accurate compass of young intellect because who doesn’t love a, "Flying balls as an end of social life innuendo". Now all I want to do is listen to Radiohead, dream about Paul Rudd, and relish in sweeping 90’s nostalgia.

1. A makeover will give you a sense of control in a world of chaos.

It is important to reach out to those who are less fortunate than you, but beware of those you save. Anyone who wears trainer wedges is worthy of saving.

2. A girl will always know which hair is hers or not.

A woman has a unique relationship with her hair. Think twice before you leave another girl's Tangle Teezer in the backseat of your car. I hate you.

3. Don't be a Monet.

Cher discharged the intrinsic, intellectual meaning of a Monet. With all the contouring, highlighting, and blurring, who are we fooling? Beauty is skin deep, skin deep I tell you. Online beauty buy: Try First Aid Beauty Facial Serum £28.05, for a glow.

4. Hairbands and braids never go out of style.

Have you ever looked in the mirror and thought, you know what would complete this outfit? A headband. A headband is fun, and braids, well they just scream to the world how sweet you are.

5. Always flip your hair.

Flip your hair for impact, you are fierce and fabulous. Cher preaches the law of sexual consent; there are a lot of creeps out there. Like that scene when a random schoolboy grabs her, and she says, "Ew get off me! As if!" Everybody has a right to his or her own personal space; if you are a decent human you would respect that.

6. A Coke can also be a hair roller for a fraction of the price.

Top beauty tip: A coke can gave Tai’s hair volume and curls. These girls may be the richest girls in Beverly Hills, but hey. Online beauty buy: Try SHOW Beauty Texture Spray £30, for a glamorous look with minimal effort.

7. Flat hair is your nemesis and bad lighting.

Even the most prettiest girl will have her moment of self-doubt. We in our life span will meet an Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding Christian who will make us question our sexual worth.

8. Wise up about surgery.

Her mother died from a routine liposuction procedure, be really careful.

9. Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.

You need to flirt with your crush to get his attention. Top beauty tip: If you are drawing attention to your lips make sure your cupid's bow is defined, this is why lipliner is everything. Online beauty buy: Try Hourglass Panoramic Long Wear Lip Liner £21, equipped with a blending brush.

10. Beauty is on the inside.

“I decided I needed a complete makeover, but this time I would makeover my soul”. Cher may have had the perfect blowout, but she was once a virgin who couldn’t drive. Cher found fulfilment in volunteering and helping two lonely teachers find love, this made her land Josh, the nice, smart guy.

I hope you enjoyed these hair, beauty, and life tips from Clueless. Do with it what you will, even if you only practice sporadically. At the end of the day, we are all pretty clueless.

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